Naughty Wife Talks: What marriage does to people

A happy African American man and woman couple in their thirties sitting at home together cuddling & laughing.

Naughty Wife Talks: What marriage does to people

Marriage is really deep. There are things you do for your spouse you will never do for someone you are just sleeping with.
Some women never knew they could screw a guy who farted in front of them.
I remember as a teenager we were asking a married lady if she could fart in front of her husband.
It was unthinkable. You can’t even tell your boyfriend you want to relieve yourself. You hold it, almost risking bladder infection because you do not want your boyfriend to know you do such things.
But as a married woman, at night, your oga would blow the room to pieces and you are like laughing or holding your nose or scolding him. But you do not think less of him.
Some husband even toot while f**king. Some even let rip while in the parlour.

As a young girl you cannot imagine touching a guy that just came out of the toilet, knowing that he just took a heavy smelly dump.
But as married woman, you even hand him tissue after he is done and he comes and climbs you right after.
But I’d like to advise married folks. It is hard to enjoy someone’s company after you knew your spouse just finished shitting.
So, after using the toilet, have a bath. That is if your spouse is around and waiting for you to come and do something naughty.
Another hard thing you do for marriage is sleeping with somebody on an empty stomach. Your hubby is as broke as hell, and no food in the house and he is so pathetic, but yet you are there to relieve his load.
With boyfriends, you do not see those craps. In fact he will run around to conceal such inadequacies from you.
It is also only in marriage that you would sleep with a man who has not washed his boxers for days.
Only in marriage can you have sex with a man who didn’t tell you he loves you.
It is in marriage you see a man’s shrivelled penis 24 hours a day and not throw up.
It is also in marriage that a man would see a woman’s vagina popping out a baby and still sticks his penis into it with joy.
Marriage makes a man want to suck lactating boobs.
Marriage is deep.